Scrubs (TV Series)
My Conventional Wisdom (2007)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Why would you tell me you miscarried our child when you clearly didn't?
Dr. Kim Briggs : That's probably a question I should answer more face to face after the lecture.
[stammering]
Dr. Kim Briggs : Are there any other questions? Yes, you sir.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah, uh, I think you should answer his question.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [thinking] How did he get over there so fast?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [out loud] You're a good friend.
Dr. Christopher Turk : I got your back.
Dr. Kim Briggs : [breathing deeply] Anyone else have a question? Yes you i-in the back.
Old M.C. : Bust a move!
Dr. Kim Briggs : Really more a statement than a question, but thank you.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Say I was too nervous to hit on that girl over there what advice would you give me?
Old M.C. : Bust a move.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Alright, alright. What if a great song comes on and I'm too shy to get down, what should I do?
Old M.C. : Bust a move.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You're awesome, man, what are you drinking, we'll buy you one.
Old M.C. : Bust a move.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : How are you doing?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Not too bad, considering I just had a bomb dropped on me.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh no, that was bigger than a bomb, more like an asteroid about to hit the planet, you know? People running in the streets screaming "Oh my god, it's coming right at us!", and then dudes turning to hot chicks and being all like "Look, we're about to die so can I hit that?", and then the girls like "Hell to the no!", but then she realizes, "Oh my god, I'm about to die, so you know what? Yeah you can hit this, but no kissing."
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That's exactly what it's like!
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Dr. Christopher Turk : So when the conference starts, I pretend to choke, and you say, "Is there a doctor in the house?" It's going to kill.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Yeah, but don't really choke, 'cause that wouldn't be funny.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : God, I can't stop thinking about Elliot.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude, it's over, okay? You guys had your chance. She crushed you, you crushed her. It's always a train wreck.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That was then.
Dr. Christopher Turk : What's so different now?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : She's getting married. I don't know, I guess, in the back of my head, I thought even after all the hell we'd put each other through, we might end up together, you know?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I mean, what if not being with Elliot is the biggest mistake of my life?
Dr. Christopher Turk : You've made bigger mistakes.
Phone Recording : [Flashback: J.D. is on the phone] For tickets to see "Basic Instinct 2", press the pound key.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Back to present] That one still stings.