- Remington Meister: Mr. Dibny, we meet again.
- Ralph Dibny: You got to take it easy on the Bond quotes, man.
- The Flash: I should've listened to you. If we had done things your way, we wouldn't have gotten caught. Maybe I should be handing over Central City over to Ralph Dibny rather than the Elongated Man.
- Ralph Dibny: What are you talking about?
- The Flash: There's no deposition. I planned a press conference to present you as Central City's official protector. Because of this coming Crisis, I have to prepare the city for a world without Flash.
- Ralph Dibny: Wow. I'm, uh... I'm honored that you think that I could help fill your shoes. Look, tonight's job was for Ralph Dibny because both parts of my identity have value. The same is true for you, only tonight I could've used your civilian half. What I'm trying to say is Barry Allen is just as important as the Flash. Try to remember that. I know I will.
- Killer Frost: I'm no expert, but the Book of Ralph says that when you ask someone out, you should just be yourself.
- Cecile Horton: How is he supposed to be himself when he doesn't even know who he is anymore?
- [sighing in dismay as she realizes her mistake]
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: I think you're afraid to use your powers because if you do, you think you'll become like... someone.
- [studying her]
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: Someone. Someone you know, someone you... hate. How am I doing?
- Allegra Garcia: My cousin, Esperanza, she has the same powers as me, only she uses them to murder people.
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: You're not your cousin.
- Allegra Garcia: But if I start using my powers, what's to stop me from becoming like her?
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: Because, Allegra, in this life, we choose. We choose who we are. So if you choose to use your incredible powers, that does not make you anything like Esperanza unless you choose that.
- Remington Meister: I am very curious, though, as to why you are really here.
- Ralph Dibny: Do you expect me to talk?
- Remington Meister: No, Mr. Dibny... I expect you to die.
- Ralph Dibny: Oh, come on. That line is literally from "Goldfinger".
- Remington Meister: And so is this. Behold, a state-of-the art industrial laser cannon.
- Joe West: Uh, those who wear capes and costumes aren't the only ones who keep us safe. There are some unsung heroes as well, like this man. This man has solved crimes to give mourning families justice. He's a CCPD member who's never given up on a single case. This man has saved Central City more times than anyone knows. So it's time we thank him. It's time that I thank him. So without further ado...
- Elongated Man: Officer Barry Allen, on behalf of CCPD, we present you we present you with their highest honor... the Medal of Honor. Thank you for your service.
- Barry Allen: [pretending to be drunk] This isn't the bathroom.
- [Remington's guests mutter in confusion]
- Barry Allen: [whispering] Sorry, sorry.
- Remington Meister: Mr. Allen Barry, I see you have found the open bar.
- Ralph Dibny: You're gonna kill millions of innocent people just to sell your weapon?
- Remington Meister: Ja. Enjoy the show.
- Killer Frost: [Cecile is using her powers to help Chester ask Natalie out] Are you sure you're reading her right?
- Cecile Horton: Yeah, of course. Um...
- [clearing her throat]
- Cecile Horton: Hey, Chester, she's yearning for validation, so pay her a compliment. She's feeling very strong positive feelings about her shoes.
- Chester P. Runk: Uh, man... I really like your shoes.
- Natalie: [glancing at her dirty sneakers] These old things? Yuck. I lost my favorite kicks to a black hole.
- Chester P. Runk: [awkwardly] That's, uh... that's rough.
- Killer Frost: You are totally missing the mark.
- Cecile Horton: You're... y-you are not helping!
- Remington Meister: I must say, I did not expect Central City's resident superhero to crash my little gathering.
- Ralph Dibny: And I must say, I'm surprised by all the Bond villain clichés. I mean, you've got the accent, the diabolical scheme, even the silent but deadly henchperson.
- The Flash: Ultraviolet? I sent you to Iron Heights!
- Remington Meister: Luckily, she has friends in low places.
- The Flash: Well, let me guess, you're gonna add my unmasking to your little auction?
- Remington Meister: Oh, I could care less about your secret identity, Flash. My interests are global.
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: Got lost, didn't you?
- Allegra Garcia: What? No.
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: No?
- Allegra Garcia: Maybe.
- Allegra Garcia: And these different Earths have existed simultaneously since...
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: Well, since uh, let's see... oh, the dawn of time.
- Allegra Garcia: Well, how come nobody knows about this? I mean, stuff this big? The public should be made aware.
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: People know. Just the right people. The general public? No, no. No, that would not be good. They would lose their minds.
- Allegra Garcia: Right. I mean... it's all so... epic.
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: Yes, it's epic. Doppelgangers, anti-matter events, and speedsters juggling dual identities, like the Flash and Barry Allen.
- Allegra Garcia: Wait, what?
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: What?
- Allegra Garcia: My boss's husband is the Flash?
- Harrison 'Nash' Wells: [tapping his nose, the non-verbal "yes" gesture] Mm-hmm.
- Allegra Garcia: God, nobody tells me anything.