Flash Gordon (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

Carmen Moore: Joely Lavant

Quotes 

• Joely Lavant : Okay, this is weird. Four people at the Excalibur Lanes just reported being attacked by an alien. Think we should check it out?

  Dale Arden : What is this, Alien Homecoming Week? You know this is gonna turn out to be a hoax.

  Joely Lavant : Well yeah, but it'd be a great tease. People love their aliens almost as much as they love their celebrities.

  Dale Arden : If only we could get E.T. on tape with Lindsay Lohan, then we'd be set.

• Joely Lavant : Hide the doughnuts, there's a cop in the building.

• Joely Lavant : I know how men think.

  Joe Wylee : And how's that?

  Joely Lavant : Uh, like men. You're all cheaters so you automatically assume that women are too.

  Joe Wylee : All men are not cheaters.

  Joely Lavant : Oh, I'm aware that all of you don't actually do it but, in your minds, you all cheat.