Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Happy Ending (2020)

Annie Murphy: Alexis Rose

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Quotes 

• David Rose : Will you stop doing that! You're making me nervous!

  Alexis Rose : I've been thinking about it a lot and I think you're right!

  David Rose : Oh, I know I'm right... Right about what?

  Alexis Rose : I think you're right that I'm wearing a wedding dress.

  David Rose : Yes I knew that.

  Alexis Rose : It's just that I wanted to look good for the wedding and now I feel like I ruined your wedding.

  David Rose : I think you're giving yourself too much credit. My wedding was already ruined.

  Alexis Rose : I just wanted to impress you

  David Rose : If it's any consolation to you, I am constantly impressed by you. Now will you please walk me down the aisle before everybody loses interest.

  Alexis Rose : David, it would be my honor.

• Johnny Rose : Moira! Hurry up!

  Moira Rose : It's 6:00 AM John! I'm moving as fast as I can! Roland said that he had a going away gift for us but I guess he forgot?

  Alexis Rose : Well, I for one would not have missed this for the whole wide world.

  David Rose : You're only saying that because you haven't gone to sleep yet.

  Stevie Budd : I'm going to miss your Mr. and Mrs. Rose

  Johnny Rose : [Hugging Stevie]  Thank you, Stevie, that's awfully nice.

  Moira Rose : Nice as the smell of the liqueur wafting from your breath.

  Stevie Budd : I too haven't gone to sleep yet.

  Johnny Rose : Bye Stevie, take care of the place Stevie, and when you get a chance, Room 7 needs a turndown.

  [He hands Stevie the keys] 

  Patrick Brewer : Well, safe travels Mr. and Mrs. Rose. David and I can't wait to host you at our house when you come back to visit.

  Johnny Rose : Thank you, Patrick.

  [Hugs Patrick] 

  Moira Rose : A courier is coming for the bulk of the luggage.

  Alexis Rose , David Rose : Yes, we know!

  Moira Rose : And make sure the girls are delivered in a...

  Alexis Rose , David Rose : Temperature-controlled cargo container!

  Johnny Rose : Okay, bye kids!

  [Johnny hugs David] 

  David Rose : [David hugs Johnny]  Bye! See you soon!

  Moira Rose : Bye! I love you.

  [Moira hugs David] 

  Alexis Rose : [Alexis hugs Johnny]  Bye dad!

  Johnny Rose : Bye honey!

• Alexis Rose : My brother is getting married today.

  David Rose : [as Alexis comes out of the bathroom]  Ah! You're wearing that?

  Alexis Rose : Yes! What was I supposed to wear? Pink?

  David Rose : Or black. You're wearing a wedding dress. To my wedding!

  Alexis Rose : This is not a wedding dress. It's a white floor-length gown. It's very different!

  David Rose : Did it come with a veil?

  Alexis Rose : No, it came with a headdress.

  David Rose : A what?

  Alexis Rose : It came with a tule headdress but I didn't want to wear it because I thought it would overwhelm the dress.

  David Rose : You're walking me down the aisle in a wedding dress. People are going to think we're the ones who are getting married.

  David Rose : [Stevie knocks on the door] 

  [frustrated grunt] 

  David Rose : Come in!

  Stevie Budd : What's going on?

  David Rose : Does it not look like Alexis is wearing a wedding dress?

  Stevie Budd : I'm going to stay out of this

  David Rose : You don't have a choice! You work for me today.

  Alexis Rose : David, chill! I bought some champaign. So, let's have a toast to my brother!

  [They clank their champaign flutes together] 

  David Rose : Is that a bow on the back?

  Alexis Rose : Don't David!