- [first lines]
- Jessica: Oh, it's Luke's nursery school fête on Saturday.
- Adam: Ah, that'll be... hideous.
- Jessica: [reading letter] Dear parent stroke carer, please put your name down to help on one of the following stalls. Skittles?
- Adam: No, too much clattering.
- Jessica: Face-painting?
- Adam: No.
- Jessica: Never again! Brick play area?
- Adam: Yeah, let's do that. What is it?
- Jessica: I suppose it's Lego.
- Adam: I like Lego. Danish, of course. Bacon, Lego and pornography; now that's what I call a country.
- [Jessica looks pointedly at Luke]
- Adam: That's what I call a bad, dirty country!