Grace and Frankie (TV Series)

The Confessions (2020)

Lily Tomlin: Frankie Bergstein

Quotes 

• Robert Hanson : [about fondue pots]  I'll take this one.

  Frankie Bergstein : This one is missing a fork, and it has a leak.

  Robert Hanson : Well, why don't you throw it out?

  Frankie Bergstein : Would you throw out a child who's missing a fork and had a leak?

• Frankie Bergstein : If you can't talk to your husband about sex, then you really aren't doing things differently this time.

  Grace Hanson : [exhales]  Oh, my God, you are right... Wait a minute, you were hit by a forklift?

  Frankie Bergstein : Ah, you should see the other guy.

• [first lines] 

  [first lines] 

  Frankie Bergstein : And so, without further dramatic pause... Oh, one more... I give you the

  [unveils her product diagram] 

  Frankie Bergstein : "Rise Up"! Ah. Who is she? She's chic. She's sleek. She'll cradle those cheeks. She's sexy, yet functional. She's fun, yet mature. She's the Helen Mirren of plumbing fixtures. Crowd noise.

  [muffled cheering sound] 

  Frankie Bergstein : Available in Executive Black, Silver Fox, and Rose Gold!