- Judge Chad: Do you swear to raise this child, the whole child and nothing but the child?
- Anxiety: I'm Anxiety the Clown. Professional clown service. Personal appearance and Private performance for pay- graveyard shift! Anybody order a party clown?
- Hoku Coleman: Mom said you were in a coma. For five years. Dad passed away. You missed it. He's gone.
- Henry Lazlo: One day the future of visual storytelling will be destroyed forever. And, when that day comes, you will finally bear witness to the true lack of significance you and your little show have caused for film. Then, at last, I vow to wipe any and all memories from your existence from the unfortunate and unwilling minds of the WPC fan club, forever.
- Anxiety: What is that, mayonnaise?... Nope. That's coco butter. Can't believe I fell for that one again. I don't know why you put your clothes over that...
- Ryan Miller: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need... roads.
- Anxiety: Where are we going, Ryan?
- Ryan Miller: Hollywood.
- Anxiety: Yeah. Ryan... there's literally roads that lead from Vegas to Hollywood.
- Ryan Miller: There is...?
- Shannon Mcnamee: It's not like it's over seas or anything...
- Ryan Miller: Oh.
- Mary: Uh, guys? This might be the wrong time to tell you this but I'm a victim of sleep paralysis, based on childhood trauma. And, I just completed a five year therapy program. This... is my nightmare.