- Edie Britt: Tell me anyway. Just in case you're not saying I'm a big slut.
- Bree Hodge: Oh, come on, Edie. Carlos, Mike, Karl. You do have a way at picking at other women's leftovers.
- Ellie Leonard: Hi, I'm Ellie. I understand you've got a room to rent.
- Gabrielle Lang: Yeah, come on in.
- Gabrielle Lang: [to Carlos about Ellie] Okay, there may be two tramps in this house, but only one of them is getting paid.
- Gabrielle Lang: [about Ellie] There have been men coming out of her room at all hours of the night. And I saw her counting a wad of cash.
- Kayla Huntington: [to Lynette] I think it's good that you're punishing the twins because they're bad kids and they deserve to be punished.