Danny Lightfoot: I didn't know, I was just following your directions.
Benjamin Ernst: Yes, well something went wrong.
Ted McGriff: What's wrong?
Benjamin Ernst: Danny and I spent the whole day yesterday laying the 'Ernst line drawings,' my ad, you know, 'The best dude ranch in the west, bar none.'
[Looking at Danny]
Benjamin Ernst: So today we went out three to check it out in a plane.
Ted McGriff: And it still looked like a man on a pig, huh?
Benjamin Ernst: No, that's not the problem.
[Shows Ted a photograph]
Benjamin Ernst: This is the problem.
Ted McGriff: [laughs] 'The best NUDE ranch in the west, bar none.'?
Melody Hanson: [Brad and Melody walk up to the group and begin to laugh] It gets cold out there at night in the desert.
Benjamin Ernst: You see what I mean, it's a disaster!
Ted McGriff: You know Mr. Ernst, I don't think anyone has seen it.
Benjamin Ernst: Well I certainly hope not, now you and Danny get out there and change it, pronto. 'The best DUDE ranch in the west.' Oh My God. Why me?
[Sits]
Benjamin Ernst: I try. I try.
Female Nudist: [Two nudists arrive at the front office] Excuse me, where do we register?
Benjamin Ernst: Oh, right around here, at the front desk. Just ring the bell if nobody is there.
[It takes a moment for Mr. Ernst to realize what he's just seen and his face freezes with a look of shock and dismay when the nudists walk past him]