- Darkwing Doubloon: I am the terror that sails the seven seas! I am the flea on your parrot! I am Darkwing Doubloon!
- Darkwing Doubloon: We lost the King's jewels, the King's ship, and my reputation as Scourge of the Seven Seas!
- Stegmutt: We still think you're a scourge.
- Launchpad McQuack: Yeah, you're the worst.
- Darkwing Doubloon: You know, you're right. I am!
- [chuckles]
- Darkwing Doubloon: And by gosh, I'm going after Negaduck!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: And I know where to find him.
- [She pulls the map out of her pocket]
- Gizmoduck: You stole Negaduck's map, Gos?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: I just borrowed it a little.
- Darkwing Doubloon: All's fair with pirates, Giz.
- Megavolt: Get any water on me, and I'll evaporate ya.
- The Liquidator: You and what navy?
- Quackerjack: Keep it down! Negaduck's on deck!
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: [sarcastically] Ooh, look at me. I'm shaking like a leaf.
- Negaduck: I hope it's not on my account, Bushroot.
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: [bowing in fear] Oh, no, no, no, captain!
- Darkwing Doubloon: [drawing his sword] I don't want to have to use this. Unhand my crew member and I might let you live.
- Negaduck: [holding Gosalyn by the hair] I don't think so, buffoon.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Oh, he means it, Doubloon. Oh, and don't get spirited. He hates that.
- [the Fearsome Pirates have Gosalyn cornered]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [stammering] All right. You back off and I'll go easy on you.
- [Negaduck points his sword at Gosalyn]
- Negaduck: You're being spirited again.
- The Liquidator: He hates that.
- [beat]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [gulps] I know.
- Seaman Drake: Ahem! Unhand the king's jewels, scoundrel.
- [Megavolt pulls his electric sword out, only to reveal it has not been activated]
- Seaman Drake: [laughs] You forgot the rest of your sword, cur.
- Megavolt: I think not.
- [He activates his electric sword's blade aims it threateningly at Drake]
- Seaman Drake: [chuckles nervously] Here, let me lend you a hand.