"South Park" Imaginationland: Episode II (TV Episode 2007) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Stephen Stotch, The Mayor of Imaginationland, Terrorists, General, Scientist #1, The Lollypop King, Snarf, Minotaur, Freddy Krueger, Headless Horseman, Squirrely Squirrel, Rabbity the Rabbit, Beavery the Beaver, Beary the Bear, Jason Voorhees, Scientist #2, Kurt Russell, Pentagon Security, Scientist #3, Technician #4, Aslan, Morphius, Luke Skywalker, Popeye

Eric Cartman : By the way, I should tell you that I haven't had a chance to shower while making my way up here. My balls are

[pauses]

Eric Cartman : extra vinegary.
Beary Bear : How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant?

Squirrely Squirrel : Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear.

[All the evil woodland Christmas critters cheer]

Jason Voorhees : [wearing hockey mask] Man, I do *not* want to meet the kid that dreamt those things up.
Eric Cartman : Well, we're here now. That's all that matters.

[places a bowl of nuts on the table]

Eric Cartman : Care for some nuts? Oh, that's right. I guess you'll be chock full of nuts in just a few minutes.
Eric Cartman : Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls, are you gonna think about how right I was about the leprechaun or

[pauses]

Eric Cartman : are you just gonna try and focus how rough and salty my balls feel in your mouth?

Kyle Broflovski : Let's just do it!

Eric Cartman : In time, Kyle. You certainly are eager for balls, aren't you? Are you ball famished? Ball starving? You see, Kyle, I wonder if at this moment, you're actually...

[klaxons blare]
General Deckter : Are you ready, Kurt Russell?

Kurt Russell : I - I don't understand why I'm here. I - I'm just an actor.

General Deckter : Yes, but you were in the one movie that was kinda like this. That gives you more experience than anybody.

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