- Bette Porter: I don't know what to do.
- Tina Kennard: You're in love with Jodi, right?
- Bette Porter: I adore her. And I respect and admire her. But...
- Tina Kennard: But what?
- Bette Porter: It doesn't really compare.
- Jenny Schecter: So this is what I want you to do. Ok, so you're going to look at her and you're going to take her and you're gonna throw her against the sink - BAM! And you're gonna look at her with PASSION and then you - don't worry I wont kiss you - you're gonna take her and you're gonna kiss her with tongue. And then I want you to reach down and then I want you to fingerfuck her... and give her the best fucking orgasm ever. Go for it!
- Isabella: OH, you mean with my hand?
- Jenny Schecter: Yeah. Unless you have some other apparati I don't know about.
- Isabella: [as Bev] - 'How exciting... You're ovulating. Let's make a baby!'...
- Jenny Schecter: Passion! That's okay. Okay, wauw, it looks like you guys are sort of doing a dance.
- Isabella: Do you want to see my hand?
- Jenny Schecter: I'd like to. Might be nice for you to look like you're actually giving her pleasure rather than moving furniture. You know, that looks like you're sewing up a hole in her jeans. You guys really don't know how to fuck women, do you?
- Alice Pieszecki: Fuck you, Denbo! AND your dumb lover. You're a ratfuck!
- Shane McCutcheon: BYE CINDI!
- Alice Pieszecki: Are you gonna dance in your black bra?
- Shane McCutcheon: You know, I was thinking about it, but I just don't need one. Thank god.