- Shane McCutcheon: [sitting on counter] Hey you want one?
- [to Cammie as she walks passed]
- Cammie: Oh no I'm good thanks.
- Shane McCutcheon: Hey listen they're not gay I promise.
- Alice: Oh my God! What if they were gay? What if the brownies were gay?
- Shane McCutcheon: [laughing] They're all f*cking each other.
- Alice: [in brownie voice] You're hot.
- Alice Pieszecki: Why is my life supposed to stop because you want to live in a fucking closet? I did not sign up for that bullshit. You did. I am allowed to say what I want, and do what I want, and fucking out who I want... and love who I want because I live in the goddamn U.S. of fucking A.
- Tasha Williams: And I'm the one out there fighting for your right to be ignorant.
- [on national TV]
- Alice Pieszecki: Listen! Gay people are being bashed, harassed, and killed every day, and then you've got this guy who's gay himself, and he's saying this garbage? It's disgusting! I totally respect someone's choice to stay in the closet, I do. If that's what they want to do, I get it. But I don't think it's OK to kiss your boyfriend one day and then go out and trash gay people the next! Especially if you're a public figure and you have people looking up to you. No, I don't feel bad. I do not feel bad about what I did.