House M.D. (TV Series)
Airborne (2007)
Melissa Kite: Sour Faced Woman
Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : [to a kid] Can you say "Crikey Mate"?
12 year old boy : Crikey Mate.
Dr. Gregory House : Perfect. Now, no matter what I say, you'll agree with me, okay?
12 year old boy : Okay.
Dr. Gregory House : Nicely done.
[to a foreign man]
Dr. Gregory House : You, disagree with everything I say.
Hamid : Sorry, not understand.
Dr. Gregory House : That's close enough.
[to a woman]
Dr. Gregory House : And you - get morally outraged by everything I say.
[House writes the symptoms on a white board]
Sour Faced Woman : That's permanent marker, you know.
Dr. Gregory House : Wow, you guys are good.
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Dr. Gregory House : Condoms. He has focal limb paralysis.
12 year old boy : His legs got paralyzed by a condom?
Dr. Gregory House : No, by cocaine. Was inside the condom, is now spreading through his digestive tract.
Sour Faced Woman : [doesn't like the graphic description] Eww.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You think he's a mule.
Dr. Gregory House : I think he's a jackass. We're gonna have to operate.
12 year old boy : [enthused] Cool.