Kyle Chandler credited as playing...
Agent Patrick Denham
- Patrick Denham: Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. But you... You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own.
- Jordan Belfort: Did I?
- Patrick Denham: Good for you, little man.
- Jordan Belfort: Little man?
- [laughs]
- Jordan Belfort: Me, the little man?
- Patrick Denham: Let me tell you something else. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. I gotta tell you.
- Jordan Belfort: I bet it is.
- Patrick Denham: And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! It's beautiful! And you got the beautiful girls there. It's wonderful.
- Jordan Belfort: [laughing] All right, get the fuck off my boat.
- Patrick Denham: I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon.
- Jordan Belfort: I'm sure. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.
- Patrick Denham: I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon.
- Jordan Belfort: I'm sure. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.
- Patrick Denham: Hey Jordan, let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up!
- Jordan Belfort: Ah, fuck you you fucking prick! I'm making an honest living, you motherfucker!