The Simpsons (TV Series)

Husbands and Knives (2007)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Kearney, Angry Crowd

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Alan Moore! You wrote my favorite Radioactive Man comics.

  Alan Moore : Oh, really? You liked how I made your favorite superhero a heroin-addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive?

  Bart Simpson : I don't read the words, I just like it when he punches people.

• Lisa Simpson : Dad, are you all right? I see food on your plate instead of blurring motions.

  Homer Simpson : Kids, daddy underwent a special procedure done so that he can be more attactive to your mother.

  Bart Simpson : You had your hot dog plumped?

  Homer Simpson : No, I had my stomach stapled.

  [cuts up a piece of pizza, puts it in the blender, and drinks it] 

  Homer Simpson : Oh, all food tastes like barf now.

• [Milo hands out Japanese hard candy] 

  Nelson Muntz : I got prawn!

  Milhouse : I got miso!

  Lisa Simpson : I got dolphin.