CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Ending Happy (2007)

William Petersen: CSI Dr. Gil Grissom

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• Gil Grissom : Twenty-five people here last night, and nobody sees anything.

  Tanya : [passing by]  Nice hat honey.

  Sara Sidle : So, uh, you've been to a place like this before?

  Gil Grissom : I worked a murder/suicide at the Naughty Kitty once.

  Sara Sidle : No, no. Come on, you know what I mean.

  Gil Grissom : As a customer? No.

  Sara Sidle : You've never paid for sex?

  Gil Grissom : I have not. I find the whole idea very... bleak.

  Sara Sidle : Really? How come?

  Gil Grissom : Sex should provide the opportunity for human connection, but paid sex does the opposite of that. To me, sex without love is... pointless. It makes you sad.

  Sara Sidle : Well, I'm pretty sure I don't make you sad.

  Gil Grissom : No. You make me happy.

• Sara Sidle : [after putting her hand in the water]  Feels like bath water. It's gotta be ninety degrees. There's no way we're going to get an accurate TOD.

  Gil Grissom : Places like this always keep their pools warm, it encourages the girls to swim topless. It's good for business.

  [at Sara's look] 

  Gil Grissom : So they tell me.

• Gil Grissom : Where's your coroner?

  Sheriff Ned Bastille : Couldn't get him on the horn. Probably out in some barn, up to his elbows in a cow's vagina.

  Sara Sidle : Excuse me?

  Sheriff Ned Bastille : Oh yeah, coroner's a part time gig here in Bryant County. He's a veterinarian. That's his money gig.