CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Ending Happy (2007)

Kurt Fuller: Sheriff Ned Bastille

Quotes 

• Gil Grissom : Where's your coroner?

  Sheriff Ned Bastille : Couldn't get him on the horn. Probably out in some barn, up to his elbows in a cow's vagina.

  Sara Sidle : Excuse me?

  Sheriff Ned Bastille : Oh yeah, coroner's a part time gig here in Bryant County. He's a veterinarian. That's his money gig.