Aladdin (TV Series)

Scare Necessities (1994)

Gilbert Gottfried: Iago

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Quotes 

• Iago : Squirt?

  ["Squirt", who had previously been a cute little creature, now transformed into a great hulking beast, picks up a clay pot] 

  Iago : Easy, boy, easy! I was only kidding about all that scaring stuff. Honest! I'm your friend, remember! FRIEND!

  [Iago screams as the creature advances on him... and reveals himself to be Genie in disguise] 

  Genie : Gotcha!

  Iago : I hate you.

• Iago : Stealing from thieves isn't stealing. It's re-organizing. For a profit.

• Iago : Party's over, Butterfingers.

• Mystic : You tricked me!

  Iago : Correct! Give the crone a prize.

• [At Aladdin's hovel, Iago roars in the creature's face. It rolls on the floor, laughing. The parrot clears his throat] 

  Iago : Stop with the laughing, already! What, you think I'm funny? Do I amuse you?

  [the creature continues laughing] 

  Iago : I'M NOT FUNNY!

  [He puts on a voice] 

  Iago : I'm very scary. Really.

  [He reverts to his normal voice] 

  Iago : ASK ANYONE!

  [the creature giggles] 

  Iago : You dirty little...

  [He stomps away, then pauses] 

  Iago : Ah, the element of surprise.

  [He paces away, then leaps in the creature's face and roars. The creature watches him, smiling. Iago gets dizzy] 

  Iago : I can't breathe.

  [He falls on his back and catches his breath. The creature comes over and licks his cheek. Iago wipes the saliva away in disgust] 

• Iago : [tearing up]  So long, Squirt. I'll miss you... and that vibrating chair I never got!