Scrubs (TV Series)

My Cold Shower (2007)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : [as Keith is putting on her engagement]  Okay, it's a little tight. Just push harder. Okay, lifted a little skin there...

  Melody O'Harra : Here come the fricks.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Just put the motherfricking ring on the motherfricking finger! Frick, frick, frick!

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say, I hope I to look as good as you when I'm 80.

  Mrs. Sheldon : I'm 68.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Do they not have sunscreen where you grew up?

• Jordan Sullivan : Hey! So, I convinced the bartender to give us all the booze at your party for half price.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [whispering]  Yes!

  Jordan Sullivan : Little hitch: you're gonna have to show some boob. Apparently mine did not get us all the way there. He has a soft touch, though.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Lovely...

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh, and Per... you were wrong: someone is dumb enough to love me.

  [leaves] 

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Where's your head right now?

  [Cox's fantasy starts: Cox preparing canapés, he hands one to Elliot] 

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Perry, no! It goes cracker-apple-cheese, not cracker-cheese-apple! I know that we've only been married two days, Perry, but you should know this!

  [Cox smiles while wrath grows inside him; in the next scene we see part of Elliot's corpse and a policeman handcuffing him] 

  Policeman : You're gonna fry for this, buddy.

  [Cox smiles. End of fantasy] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Worth it.

  [smiles nastily and walks away] 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Mrs Sheldon is the sweetest old lady, but I can't figure out what is wrong with her. She's got the most random symptoms: myalgia, alopecia, a rash.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : That is so weird... my patient, Mr Bilbray, has the same exact symptoms.

  Jamie : Actually, he's my patient.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Jamie, you're a baby intern; yesterday you asked me how to turn on your stethoscope. Now, go stand over there!

• Dr. Elliot Reid : [Dr. Kelso's fantasy: Kelso and Elliot are sitting far apart across a long table, silently eating dinner]  I hate you.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : I know.

  [cut back to reality] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Different wife, same story.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [J.D.'s fantasy: J.D. and Elliot are lying on the couch]  You know what? I'm really happy that you're my wife.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [smiling]  Me too.