- Robert McCallister: From what I hear, Kevin's a serial dater.
- Kitty Walker: No, no, no, he just, he just, you know, couldn't, no, no, he was just picking the wrong guys.
- Robert McCallister: Please Kitty, you used the phrase, and I'm quoting here, "man whore".
- Rebecca Harper: Okay, I never really had brothers and sisters so I don't know how big families work, um, maybe this is the normal thing to do you know, just do things in a clump, like you all get together, solve problems.
- Kevin Walker: No, no, we tend to make things worse and then blame each other.
- Sarah Whedon: Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
- Julia Walker: [talking about the last game night] Was that the night that Kitty threw the trophy at your head?
- Tommy Walker: Yeah, that was it. Twelve stitches.
- Kitty Walker: No, it was six, six stitches. And I tossed it to you...
- Tommy Walker: Threw it.
- Kitty Walker: ...and you just somehow couldn't catch it.
- Kitty Walker: [trying to set Kevin up with Jason McCallister] He's completely your type.
- Kevin Walker: What, attractive and emotionally unavailable?
- Kitty Walker: No, that would be you.