27 Dresses (2008)

Judy Greer: Casey

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Quotes 

• Jane : God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?

  Casey : Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is that so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.

• Casey : [she and Jane are in mutual friend's wedding. Casey's hair is a mess]  What? Don't look at me like that! The bitch said "Up" so it's up!

• Casey : [after Jane turns down a drink offer from George]  He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, 'Vodka soda.' If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shot gun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?

• Casey : [on seeing Kevin]  Who was that and where can I get one?

• [Jane has just humiliated Tess at her rehearsal dinner] 

  Casey : So what happened?

  Jane : He needed to know the truth.

  Casey : You could have told him face-to-face. I mean, I know my moral compass doesn't exactly point due north, but... if I say something's wrong, something's wrong.

  Jane : You're the one who's always telling me to stand up for myself.

  Casey : Yeah, but that's not what you did. What you did was unleash twenty years of repressed feelings in one night. It was entertaining, don't get me wrong, but if it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now. Do you feel better right now?

• Casey : [seeing Jane]  Ooh, you clean up good. *I* might even be into you.

• Jane : George appreciates me for who I am!

  Casey : What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?

• Casey : Hey, do you want to come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from shipping are coming, and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap.

• Casey : What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?