George Lopez (TV Series)

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante (2007)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

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• George : Look Angie, if the Big Bad Wolf comes after Little Red Riding Hood, then that's bad and it must be stopped, but if Mother Goose wants to get with Jack and the Beanstalk, sabes que, we know he wants it too so it's all good.

  Angie Lopez : That is a total double standard.

  George : No it's not, it's two standards, one for men, one for women, a double standard would be what I just said except twice.

• George Lopez : We just found out a molester moved into the neighborhood and we're going to go over there.

  Benny : I'll get my gun.

  Angie Lopez : Benny! You are on probation, you can't have a gun!

  Benny : I'm not an idiot, it's not registered to *me*.

• Benny : Hey Angie, you wanna take my gun?

  Angie Lopez : Are you insane?

  Benny : [shrugs]  You might as well, it's registered to you.