One-Eyed Monster (2008)
Jenny Guy: Wanda
Quotes
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Lance : This may sound kinda stupid, but on the bus here, I was writing a song for you.
Wanda : You were?
Lance : You wanna hear it?
Wanda : Yeah...
Lance : [singing tweedy high] I know a pretty girl named Wanda; She's someone I'm kinda... fond-a
[short break, end singing]
Lance : That's all I got so far.
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Angel : What's that?
Wanda : Lidocaine. Stubble always hurts when I'm getting my pussy eaten. So, I spray it on just before a scene.
Angel : Now, that's using your noodle.
Wanda : Thanks. I'm sure you have some of your own tricks of the trade.
Angel : Yeah, I've got a great one. So, if I'm doing this video where I have to lick a guy's asshole, I hit myself in the head with a piece of wood five times really hard right here.
Wanda : What does that do?
Angel : It disables the olfactory bulb in my limbic system. I can't smell or taste anything for 12 hours straight. So, I ask the director to make sure all my ass-licking scenes are in the same day.
Wanda : Cool.
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Wanda : I'm sure you have your own tricks of the trade?
Angel : Yeh; I've got one; so if I'm doing this video where I have to lick a guy's asshole, I hit myself in the head with some wood, really hard, five times, right there.
Wanda : What does that do?
Angel : It disables the olfactory bulb in my limbic system for 12 straight hours: I can't smell anything! So I ask the director to make sure all my ass licking scenes are in one day.
Wanda : Cool.