- Ted Buckland: I'm telling you sir, a lifeless ghost dog glided in front of my car wearing roller skates!
- Dr. Bob Kelso: There! Now you all have to wear scrubs so hideous that no one would steal them! You brought this on yourselves, you thieving bastards.
- Dr. Cox: [speaking to Elliot] Nothing ever changes. The Artist Formerly Known As Prince is still just Prince. My ex-wife is still pretty much my wife. Grey's Anatomy always wraps up every episode with some cheesy voice over that ties together all of the story lines; which incidentally is my least favorite device on television. Newbie continually will try to violate my "No Touching" policy
- [looks around for J.D]
- Dr. Cox: ... Uh huh! And republicans will forever try to raise...
- J.D.: [comes out of no where & hugs Dr.Cox] Sneak hug!
- [runs off]
- Dr. Cox: ...Of course I would go kill him right now, but he actually just helped to prove my point!
- Dr. Bob Kelso: What the hell people? I saw Maggie Kent in the park. Why didn't we treat her?
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: She has no insurance.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Well, why didn't we do what we always do? Why didn't you fix it while I turned my back and pretend not to notice? You know the dance.