- Darkwing Duck: Fee-fi-fo-fum. I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am
- [Darkwing is squashed by a lamppost]
- Darkwing Duck: ... Stegmutt.
- Stegmutt: I though I was Stegmutt.
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night!
- [to Morgana]
- Darkwing Duck: Stand back you might get some blood on you.
- [to Megavolt]
- Darkwing Duck: I am the single career man all women want to date. I am...
- [gets bitten by a pair of chattering teeth]
- Darkwing Duck: Quackerjack!
- Quackerjack: No! *I'm* Quackerjack! *You* are Darkwing Duck!
- [after being "put out" by Stegmutt, crushed by a beanstalk, and knocked away a long distance]
- Darkwing Duck: [in pain] This is the third most painful moment of my life.
- Darkwing Duck: [Pointing] Look a fuzzy wuzzy bunny!
- Negaduck: Where?
- [whips out a shotgun and shoots up the place]
- [first lines]
- Darkwing Duck: [looking at his Elvis hairdo in the mirror] Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- [to Morgana]
- Darkwing Duck: All set for our big night out, Morgana? Let's get...
- [in deep husky voice]
- Darkwing Duck: amorous.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Heh, Darkwing Duck, crime fighter, bad Elvis impersonator.
- The Liquidator: Just when you thought it was safe to commit crimes: a dinosaur!
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Well, I hope he's not a plant-eater.
- [Morgana returns Darkwing to his base in his pudding form]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [impressed] I knew you could do it! What flavor?
- Darkwing Duck: That's not funny!
- The Liquidator: [referring to Darkwing] Let's pretend he's on fire.
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Yeah, put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!
- Darkwing Duck: Nice try, greensleeves. You'll...
- [Stegmutt grabs him]
- Stegmutt: [slamming him against the ground] Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!
- The Liquidator: 4 out of 5 dentists say that it's time for us to get outta here.
- [He and Bushroot leave]
- Stegmutt: [still slamming Darkwing] Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!
- [stops slamming and giggles]
- Stegmutt: Oh boy, what do we pretend next?
- Darkwing Duck: [angrily] How about pretending YOU HAVE A BRAIN?
- Negaduck: [stomping on Darkwing repeatedly] This is for BUSHROOT! MEGAVOLT! QUACKERJACK! LIQUIDATOR! AND NEGADUCK makes five. The fearsome five.