The Catherine Tate Show (TV Series)
Comic Relief Special (2007)
David Tennant: Mr. Logan
Quotes
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Lauren Cooper : Can I ask you a question?
Mr. Logan : Not just now.
Lauren Cooper : Can I ask you a question now?
Mr. Logan : Just wait.
Lauren Cooper : Can I ask you a question? I only want to ask you a question. Can't I ask you a question? I'm just asking you a question. Can I ASK you a QUESTION?
Mr. Logan : What is it?
Lauren Cooper : Are you the Doctor?
Mr. Logan : ...Doctor Who?
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Lauren Cooper : Are you English, sir?
Mr. Logan : No, I'm Scottish.
Lauren Cooper : So you ain't English, then?
Mr. Logan : No, I'm British.
Lauren Cooper : So you ain't English, then?
Mr. Logan : No, I'm not. But as you can see, I do speak English.
Lauren Cooper : But I can't understand what you're saying, sir.
Mr. Logan : Well, clearly you can.
Lauren Cooper : Sorry, are you talking Scottish now?
Mr. Logan : No, I'm talking English.
Lauren Cooper : Right, don't sound like it.
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Lauren Cooper : I don't think that you're quite qualified to teach us English.
Mr. Logan : I am perfectly qualified to teach you English.
Lauren Cooper : I don't think you are, though.
Mr. Logan : You don't have to be English to teach it.
Lauren Cooper : Right... have we got double English... or double Scottish?
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Mr. Logan : I'm not the Doctor, I'm your English teacher!
Lauren Cooper : I don't think you are, though!
Mr. Logan : Lauren...
Lauren Cooper : I think you're a nine hundred an' forty-five year old Time Lord!
Mr. Logan : Listen...
Lauren Cooper : Did ya just pitch up from Mars?
Mr. Logan : Don't be ridiculous.
Lauren Cooper : You know your house, right?
Mr. Logan : What?
Lauren Cooper : You know your house?
Mr. Logan : Yeah?
Lauren Cooper : Is it bigger on the inside?
Mr. Logan : Be quiet!
Lauren Cooper : Did you park the TARDIS on the meter?
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Lauren Cooper : Do you fancy Billie Piper, sir?
Mr. Logan : Right!
[slams book on table]
Mr. Logan : You are the most insolent child I have ever had the misfortune to teach!
Lauren Cooper : Thank you.
Mr. Logan : You're pointless, repetitious, and extremely dull!
Lauren Cooper : Bit like Shakespeare.
Mr. Logan : You are not even worthy to mention his name! William Shakes - William Shakespeare was a genius! You, little madam, are definitely not! Now just sit there, keep your mouth shut, or I will fail you in this whole module right now!
Lauren Cooper : [tsks] Amest I bovveréd?