Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)

Journey to the Center of Acme Acres (1990)

Tress MacNeille: Babs Bunny

Quotes 

• Buster Bunny : If the gremlins don't get their gold back, these earthquakes will never stop.

  Babs Bunny : [the ground breaks apart between them]  Acme Acres can't take much more of this!

  Plucky Duck : I know I can't!

• Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : [singing]  They think it's okay to work away all day. What a fake, watch them shake, they're afraid of the big bad quake.

  Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [singing]  You should ask us if we care that you laugh and stare. We'll be safe living like a mole when the big bad quake swallows you up whole.

• Babs Bunny : Oh, Buster! This is awful!

  Buster Bunny : How could this have happened?

  Elmer Fudd : I'm gwad you asked that question!

  [cut to inside Acme Seismographic Institute] 

  Elmer Fudd : Now, here's the answer: Imagine my head is the pwanet. Huh huh huh.

  [draws a map on his head] 

  Elmer Fudd : The surface has cwacks in it, wike this.

  [hits himself over the head with a mallet] 

  Elmer Fudd : These are fault-wines. Earthquakes occur when something makes these sections move awound and awound...

  [begins rearranging his face] 

  Buster Bunny : I have grave concerns about the scientific community in Acme Acres.

  Elmer Fudd : This movement can be caused by internal pwessure, or viowent continental dwift. There's even an old-wives tale that attwibutes our earthquakes to gwemwins.

  Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : Gwemwins?

  Elmer Fudd : No! Gwemwins!

• Babs Bunny : We're on a bit of a scavenger hunt.

  Buster Bunny : We've already got the Sphinx, Trump Tower and the Titanic. Now all we need is a mondo grandioso nugget of gold. And money is NO object.

  Montana Max : Well, look no further. How much you willing to pay?

  Buster Bunny : Oh, we've got oodles and oodles of moolah. Aha. Aha. Aha. WHERE'S THE GOLD?

  Montana Max : [opening a vault]  It's in here. No peeking.

  Buster Bunny : Certainment.

  Montana Max : This must be what you had in mind.

  Plucky Duck : [dressed as a maid]  Ooh, let me see!

  [dives in] 

  Plucky Duck : OOH! Gold coins!

  Babs Bunny : [restraining him]  Dinah, calm yourself! Ha ha. Oh, it's so hard to find good help these days.

  Buster Bunny : No no no, Monty. I'm looking for a gold nugget, not coins.

  Montana Max : Why didn't you say so? Here ya go.

  [opens another vault] 

  Montana Max : Ain't - I mean, isn't it a beaut?

  Plucky Duck : OOOOH! Gold bars! Please say we can keep some, Miss! Please please please!

  Babs Bunny : [cold cocks him]  Dinah, drop it.

  Plucky Duck : Yes, mum.

  Buster Bunny : Ha ha ha. Pardon my gaiety, but are you a simpleton? We are looking for...

  Buster Bunny : [yells in Monty's ear]  A REALLY-BIG-GOLD-NUGGET! NUG-GET!

• Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : We got ya! We got ya! We got ya!

  Hamton J. Pig : [about to fall]  That's not proper grammar!

• Babs Bunny : Buster, tell me you've got a plan!

  [thinks] 

  Babs Bunny : I've got a plan! I just wish I knew what it was.

• Buster Bunny : [in disguise]  Hidey-hi! Biff and Buffy Vanderbunny here, of the South Hampton Vanderbunnies.

  Montana Max : Whaddaya want?

  Babs Bunny : Why, look Biffkins! It's Maximillion!

  Buster Bunny : Say, chap, we saw you on the telly and we were hoping you could help us out.

  Montana Max : Forget it!

  [slams door] 

  Buster Bunny : We're prepared to offer oodles of ca-ash!

  Montana Max : Oh yeah?

  [yells at his butler] 

  Montana Max : Why didn't you let them in?

• Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig , Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [sung]  We rescued Acme Acres/ We did it just in time/ We're glad the show is over/ and that's our very last rhyme!