Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)

Journey to the Center of Acme Acres (1990)

Joe Alaskey: Plucky Duck

Quotes 

• Plucky Duck : [singing]  I build my house of grass, I build my house of reeds. If there's a quake it'll bend not break, it will fulfill my needs.

  Hamton J. Pig : [singing]  I built my house of nails, I built my house of wood. If there's a quake it'll bend not break, it'll stand up like it should.

  Buster Bunny : [singing]  It doesn't seem safe at first, my livig like a mole, till I reveal, that tempered steel is my ace in the hole.

• Plucky Duck : [singing]  Shirley the Loon predicts a quake to strike by the light of the moon.

  Hamton J. Pig : She saw it all in her crystal ball.

  Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : No wonder she's called a loon!

  [laugh, Shirley zaps them] 

• Buster Bunny : If the gremlins don't get their gold back, these earthquakes will never stop.

  Babs Bunny : [the ground breaks apart between them]  Acme Acres can't take much more of this!

  Plucky Duck : I know I can't!

• Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : [singing]  They think it's okay to work away all day. What a fake, watch them shake, they're afraid of the big bad quake.

  Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [singing]  You should ask us if we care that you laugh and stare. We'll be safe living like a mole when the big bad quake swallows you up whole.

• Hamton J. Pig : We have to get to Buster's!

  Plucky Duck : And listen to him gloat? I'm not moving from this spot!

  [another tremor knocks them over] 

  Hamton J. Pig : Well, have you developed a taste for carrot consomme yet?

  Plucky Duck : At this point, I'd eat crow.

• Babs Bunny : We're on a bit of a scavenger hunt.

  Buster Bunny : We've already got the Sphinx, Trump Tower and the Titanic. Now all we need is a mondo grandioso nugget of gold. And money is NO object.

  Montana Max : Well, look no further. How much you willing to pay?

  Buster Bunny : Oh, we've got oodles and oodles of moolah. Aha. Aha. Aha. WHERE'S THE GOLD?

  Montana Max : [opening a vault]  It's in here. No peeking.

  Buster Bunny : Certainment.

  Montana Max : This must be what you had in mind.

  Plucky Duck : [dressed as a maid]  Ooh, let me see!

  [dives in] 

  Plucky Duck : OOH! Gold coins!

  Babs Bunny : [restraining him]  Dinah, calm yourself! Ha ha. Oh, it's so hard to find good help these days.

  Buster Bunny : No no no, Monty. I'm looking for a gold nugget, not coins.

  Montana Max : Why didn't you say so? Here ya go.

  [opens another vault] 

  Montana Max : Ain't - I mean, isn't it a beaut?

  Plucky Duck : OOOOH! Gold bars! Please say we can keep some, Miss! Please please please!

  Babs Bunny : [cold cocks him]  Dinah, drop it.

  Plucky Duck : Yes, mum.

  Buster Bunny : Ha ha ha. Pardon my gaiety, but are you a simpleton? We are looking for...

  Buster Bunny : [yells in Monty's ear]  A REALLY-BIG-GOLD-NUGGET! NUG-GET!

• Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : [singing]  They're afraid of the big bad quake/ what a fake, watch 'em shake/ they're afraid of the big bad quake/ Ha ha ha ha ha!

  Plucky Duck : We'll laugh it in the face!

  Hamton J. Pig : We will be safe, not hurt.

  Plucky Duck : We'll surf it like a wave/

  Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : After all, it's only dirt!

• Hamton J. Pig : [falling down a hole]  Think we'll hit bottom soon.

  Plucky Duck : I hope so - this is so boring! Getting splattered would be a nice change.

• Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig , Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [sung]  We rescued Acme Acres/ We did it just in time/ We're glad the show is over/ and that's our very last rhyme!