House M.D. (TV Series)
Act Your Age (2007)
Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
Quotes
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Dr. James Wilson : [House and Wilson are discussing Wilson's date with Cuddy the night before] Yes, I slept with her.
Dr. Gregory House : Seriously?
Dr. James Wilson : No.
Dr. Gregory House : [House looks him over] Yes you did!
Dr. James Wilson : Yes... I did.
Dr. Gregory House : Seriously?
Dr. James Wilson : No.
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Dr. James Wilson : You! You! You! You were gonna let me do that?
Dr. Gregory House : You made a compelling argument.
Dr. James Wilson : You sent those flowers to me!
Dr. Gregory House : Yes, because you took her to a play. And because actually you do wanna march down there and kiss her.
Dr. James Wilson : No, I don't.
Dr. Gregory House : Yes, you do.
Dr. James Wilson : You're right.
Dr. Gregory House : Seriously?
Dr. James Wilson : No. You're a jerk.
Dr. Gregory House : Night, Wilson.
Dr. James Wilson : Night, House.
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Dr. Gregory House : You're trying to have sex with Cuddy!
Dr. James Wilson : [ignores House's comment] Fries?
Dr. Gregory House : You took her to a play. You only take women to plays because...
Dr. James Wilson : [cutting House off] No, you only take women to plays for that reason! That's your theory.
Dr. Gregory House : Okay, then why did you take her to a play?
Dr. James Wilson : She's a friend!
Dr. Gregory House : Friend with a squish mitten?
Dr. James Wilson : It is possible to have a friend of the opposite sex without...
Dr. Gregory House : [interrupts] Blasphemer! She's not a friend of the opposite sex. She's a different species! She's an administrator. She's going to eat your head after she's done!