- Babs: I'm tired of dating silly, immature little boys. I'd like to meet a sophisticated older guy with a special affinity for rabbits.
- Elmyra Duff: Honey, you're spoiling the movie for the others.
- Montana Max: What others? We're the only ones watching this stupid stinker!
- Montana Max: [Max has to go on a date with Elmyra] Mum! Please not her! Not Elmyra!
- Max's Mum: Listen young man. Her parent's are close friends of ours. The least you can do is be nice to their little girl.
- Montana Max: That's not a little girl... Thats Godzilla with bangs!
- Montana Max: [His mum has threatened to stop his allowance if he don't go on a date with Elmyra] The things I do for a lousy 700 grand a week.