- Tina Harrod: Lucy, if I was actually vying for your job, do you think I would just walk into the offices of Dirt Now and have a meeting with your publisher?
- Lucy Spiller: I don't know, Tina. Would you?
- Tina Harrod: Wow. You really just don't trust anybody, do you?
- Lucy Spiller: Nope. I didn't get where I am today by trusting people.
- Tina Harrod: But you have to trust somebody, sweetie. This is no way to live. You don't deserve to be alone.
- Lucy Spiller: Who says I'm alone?
- Tina Harrod: OK! I don't know. Great! Who is he. Or, you know, who is she?
- Lucy Spiller: Oh, God. What happened between you and I was a one-time thing.
- Tina Harrod: Yeah, okay, it was actually four. But who's counting?