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Special Agent Timothy McGee : She seemed very un-Abby.
Officer Ziva David : Who?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Abby.
Officer Ziva David : Abby's un-happy?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, Abby's un-Abby.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did anyone else see what just happened there with Abby?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, she stole my dollar.
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Abby Sciuto : [holding a wrinkled dollar bill in one hand and a candy bar in the other] Give me a dollar.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Okay, what's wrong with that one?
Abby Sciuto : The machine wouldn't take it, and I want a candy bar.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What's wrong with that candy bar?
Abby Sciuto : It has nougat in it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : But you hate nougat.
Abby Sciuto : [exasperated] I know! It was a mistake, McGee! Do you have a dollar?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [taking out his wallet and looking in it] All I have are big bills.
Officer Ziva David : What is nougat?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's whipped dolphin fat.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No, it's the filling in Clowny Cake.
Abby Sciuto : That is a myth!
[agitated]
Abby Sciuto : WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A DOLLAR?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [long pause, DiNozzo, McGee, and David exchange awkward glances] Sure, I got one.
Abby Sciuto : [taking the bill from Tony] Thanks. God, it's like some kind of crime to not like nougat!
Officer Ziva David : I don't even know what nougat is!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's a cream, made from sugar, honey and nuts. Grab your gear!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I couldn't help but notice how quiet it is in here, Where's the music?
Abby Sciuto : I just wasn't in the mood.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Anything... you wanna... talk about?
Abby Sciuto : Why would there be?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah... i don't know... it's just that McGee just said that you weren't acting like yourself, and so I thought...
Abby Sciuto : Oh, so you guys have been talking about me?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah... No... We're wondering... if there was anything bothering you...
Abby Sciuto : You wanna know what bothers me? It BOTHERS ME when people gossip about other people behind their backs! Do you really think that THAT is OK?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [sheepishly] Yeah... 'cause... I mean... it's the only way to gossip... 'cause if we talked about you in front of your face, it would just be talking about you.
[Abby storms off]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know what? We're just not gonna... we're not gonna do that anymore.
[door closes in his face]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sorry.
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[looking at the remains of an exploded crypt]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That is truly appalling.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [reading the plaque] Chief Warrant Officer Mitchell Waller, died 1978. He should be be the one in the back of the crypt.
Officer Ziva David : [poking into the crypt with a rod] He appears to be undisturbed.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He would be the only one. This is really the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, and believe me, that says a lot.
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Officer Ziva David : Be careful, Doctor, we still haven't found traces of the cause of the explosion.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : If my suspicions are correct, Officer David, the "bomb" is all around us. It's a phenomenon in the death industry, formerly referred to as "exploding casket syndrome."
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The floor is all yours, Duck.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [chuckles] Thank you, Jethro. All bodies contain enzymes and bacteria. Immediately upon death, they start to break down tissue. Yes, a body can liquefy within a week, especially if it hasn't been embalmed. It's possible that these remains were human in appearance as recently as two weeks ago.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : When someone dumped them in here.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : In such a confined space, as the gases were given off the bodies, without any proper ventilation the crypt itself could become a pressure cooker.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The bodies were the bomb?