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Abby Sciuto : Don't you have work to do?
[pause]
Abby Sciuto : Look it's not something you can fix in the classic Gibbs "hit and run" style, OK?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [long pause] I got time, Abbs.
Abby Sciuto : It's stupid... ugh... it's just... a guy... I-I'm not gonna start... spilling my guts... 'cause you... keep... standing here.
[longer pause]
Abby Sciuto : All right. Apparently... I am too much for him. Can you imagine that? Me? And it's not what you think. It's not... all this
[indicating her style of dress]
Abby Sciuto : . He likes... he likes small women. I got dumped, because. I'm too... too big. And don't even bother with the 'No, it's him. He's too small.' or 'If he can't accept you for who you are then it's his problem' thing. He just doesn't think that we can make it work, and I've done everything I can to try to convince him that he's wrong.
[looks at his picture on her computer screen]
Abby Sciuto : So I guess I'm just going to have to accept it
[deletes picture]
Abby Sciuto : and let it go.
[turns toward Gibbs]
Abby Sciuto : Thanks Gibbs.
[hugs him]
Abby Sciuto : You always know what to say.
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Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : The last thing I recall you saying as you were slinking out...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I don't slink.
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Abby Sciuto : [holding a wrinkled dollar bill in one hand and a candy bar in the other] Give me a dollar.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Okay, what's wrong with that one?
Abby Sciuto : The machine wouldn't take it, and I want a candy bar.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What's wrong with that candy bar?
Abby Sciuto : It has nougat in it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : But you hate nougat.
Abby Sciuto : [exasperated] I know! It was a mistake, McGee! Do you have a dollar?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [taking out his wallet and looking in it] All I have are big bills.
Officer Ziva David : What is nougat?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's whipped dolphin fat.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No, it's the filling in Clowny Cake.
Abby Sciuto : That is a myth!
[agitated]
Abby Sciuto : WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A DOLLAR?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [long pause, DiNozzo, McGee, and David exchange awkward glances] Sure, I got one.
Abby Sciuto : [taking the bill from Tony] Thanks. God, it's like some kind of crime to not like nougat!
Officer Ziva David : I don't even know what nougat is!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's a cream, made from sugar, honey and nuts. Grab your gear!
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[after an explosion in a military crypt]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Your men clear?
Sgt. Dan Trask : Fire readings are clean, air's safe to breathe - not that I would recommend it.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Anything else?
Sgt. Dan Trask : Yeah. You might want to cover your shoes.
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Officer Ziva David : Be careful, Doctor, we still haven't found traces of the cause of the explosion.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : If my suspicions are correct, Officer David, the "bomb" is all around us. It's a phenomenon in the death industry, formerly referred to as "exploding casket syndrome."
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The floor is all yours, Duck.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [chuckles] Thank you, Jethro. All bodies contain enzymes and bacteria. Immediately upon death, they start to break down tissue. Yes, a body can liquefy within a week, especially if it hasn't been embalmed. It's possible that these remains were human in appearance as recently as two weeks ago.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : When someone dumped them in here.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : In such a confined space, as the gases were given off the bodies, without any proper ventilation the crypt itself could become a pressure cooker.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The bodies were the bomb?