- Kenneth: I'm sorry, this is a private party.
- Ridikolous: [into the phone] Hold on.
- [to Kenneth]
- Ridikolous: We're with Tracy Jordan.
- Kenneth: And Mr. Jordan himself said "don't let no one in who's not on the list 'cause this mess is gonna get raw like sushi, so haters to the left."
- Ridikolous: [in shock] What's your game?
- Kenneth: Boggle!
- Liz Lemon: Tracy, do you think I'm racist?
- Tracy Jordan: No. I think you like to dress black men as Oprah as part of your effort to protect our dignity.
- Liz Lemon: Oh, by the way, when you do that impression, don't forget to stretch everything out. "We've got John Travoltaaaaaaaaa!"
- Kenneth: Now, stop it, Mr. Jordan. You need to take some of your own advice. Aren't you the man who told me to live every week like it's Shark Week? And that nothing's impossible except for dinosaurs. Don't give up on life, sir.
- French Dude: [in French, subtitled] I hate hip hop. I assure you those guys couldn't appreciate a good French wine. Also I love Dane Cook! Wonderful! Have a good weekend!
- Liz Lemon: [after being accused of being a racist] How racist is this? I'm going to the Source Awards tomorrow night.
- Steven Black: [laughs] Well let me get on the black phone and call the NAACP, so they can send you your medal right now.
- Jack Donaghy: Tracy, good news. I think I solved your problem with Ridikolus.
- Tracy Jordan: For real, Jack?
- Jack Donaghy: All you have to do is agree to host the Source Awards on Saturday.
- Tracy Jordan: The Source Awards? No no no no no!
- Jack Donaghy: What's the problem?
- Tracy Jordan: Death sentence number two. Shooting people at the Source Awards is a tradition. It's like Christmas. Or shooting people outside of Hot 97.
- Ridikolous: You gotta be kidding me, Donaghy! First, Mr. Furley here disrespects me, and then she shoots my business manager?
- Steven Black: I got blood on my tote!
- Ridikolous: He's got blood on his tote. You're making a mockery of the Source Awards. Wait till I tell Tupac about this.
- Jack Donaghy: [shocked silence] I didn't hear anything.
- Ridikolous: Good.
- Jack Donaghy: Cristal has since been boycotted in the rap community, creating a vacuum which could be filled by Donaghy Estates sparking wine, which, according to this lab report, 'contains no lead and is not fatal, uh, if swallowed.'
- Jack Donaghy: Tracy, if it will make you feel any more comfortable, I'd be happy to loan you a handgun.
- Liz Lemon: What?
- Jack Donaghy: Oh, Mother, I forgot you were there.