Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Math (2007)
Tichina Arnold: Rochelle
Quotes
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Rochelle : [to Chris] Hey, baby. I thought you had to work today.
Chris : I asked Doc for the day off.
Rochelle : Why? What's wrong?
Chris : Algebra. We have this pizza day coming up and we can't win unless I bring up my test score.
Rochelle : Is that how they get you to pass your classes these days, is by giving you pizza? I guess if they gave you steak, you'd be headed to class.
Narrator : And if they gave you chicken, you'd open up the Apollo.
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Chris : You know, maybe Grandma can help me. We could call her.
Rochelle : No, because she's gonna to tell you the same thing. If you can add and subtract, you can do this.
Narrator : My mother applied that logic to a lot of situations.
Rochelle : [scene cuts Chris and his family in a bank vault dressed as bank robbers] If you can crack an egg, you can crack a safe!
[scene cuts to Rochelle and Drew are in a hospital dressed as surgeons]
Rochelle : Boy, if you can lace up a sneaker, you could stitch up a chest.
[to another surgeon]
Rochelle : Suture.
[scene cuts Rochelle and Tonya are on a plane dressed as skydivers]
Rochelle : If you can jump rope, you could jump from the plane! Go! Go!
[Tonya jumps out of the plane without her parachute]
Rochelle : Oh, baby, you forgot your parachute!
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Rochelle : [When Rochelle finds out that Maxine has been tutoring Chris in math] Chris, how come you just didn't say something instead of sneaking around? What else are you learning on the side? English? Science? History? Where does it stop?
Narrator : One day, she caught me speaking Latin and kicked me out of the house.
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Maxine : [to Rochelle] See, that's another thing. You don't listen.
Rochelle : If he just did what I said, we wouldn't have a problem!
Narrator : I did what you said. That's why we're here.
Maxine : Did you hear what I said? Better yet, do you hear yourself?
Rochelle : Are you telling me I don't know what I'm doing?
Narrator : Yes.