St. Trinian's (2007)

Stephen Fry: Stephen Fry

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Quotes 

• [answering a fruit-based quiz question] 

  Matron : Papau.

  Chelsea : Um...

  Matron : Papau!

  Chelsea : Um...!

  Quiz host : I will have to hurry you, I'm afraid

  Matron : PAPAU! PAPAU!

  Chelsea : [tentatively]  Is it... Pineapple?

  Matron : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  Quiz host : That is Correct!

  Matron : [quietly]  Oh.

• [loud fart echoes from the St. Trinians quiz team] 

  Chelsea : I am so sorry... its a side effect of my raisin-and-ryvita diet!

  [disgusted looks] 

  Quiz host : Contrary to popular belief... better in than out.

• Quiz host : In which Shakespeare play would you find the following stage directions "exit pursued by a bear"?

  [buzzer sounds] 

  Quiz host : Yes. Chas, Bedales.

  Bedales Pupil 1 : Was it Winnie the Pooh?

• Quiz host : [as one of the Bedale pupils walks up to him]  What are you doing? What are you doing? Chas, get back. I'm being touched! Derek, I'm being touched! Derek, someone's touching me!

• Quiz host : Who was burnt at the stake for the crime wearing men's clothes?

  [hears a ding!] 

  Quiz host : Peaches, St. Trinians?

  Celia : [talkng through an earpiece]  Joan of Arc

  Peaches : Jonah Fark.