Kim Possible (TV Series)
The Cupid Effect (2007)
Tahj Mowry: Wade Load
Quotes
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[Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him]
Wade Load : The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
Kim Possible , Monique : Eww!
Ron Stoppable : Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...
[camera cuts to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]
Mr. Steve Barkin : [sniffs] That's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!
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[Ron gives Wade romantic advice]
Wade Load : Shouldn't I just be myself?
Ron Stoppable : Nah, that only works in cartoons.
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Ron Stoppable : So, I'm gonna teach you the fine art of charmin' and disarmin'.
Wade Load : You?
Ron Stoppable : Yes, me! Uh, 'scuse me, WHO is dating Kim Possible?
Wade Load : Yeah, but... the laws of extreme improbability inexplicably worked out in your favor!
Ron Stoppable : And we'll make them work for you... playah!
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Wade Load : Why is romance so much harder than microelectronics?
Ron Stoppable : Well, you know, things would be a lot easier if, oh I don't know, you just invented a love ray that would make Monique fall in love with you.
[laughs]
Wade Load : Hmmmm...
[quietly]
Wade Load : Booyah.
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Ron Stoppable : Ok, OK, that's not really a bun warmer, is it? 'Cause my bun is lukewarm and Monique's all hottie-hot.
Wade Load : Ok, it's a device that makes girls fall in love with me. I invented it!
Ron Stoppable : What? That's great! That... that's WRONG! Oh, SO wrong! Wade!... Wait, which means it wasn't my mad love-school skills?
Wade Load : Well, you gave me the idea for the love ray. That's something.
Ron Stoppable : Me? No, I didn't! I was...
[gasps]
Ron Stoppable : Oooh, so when I said...? and then you thought...? Then you did...?
Wade Load : Yup!
Ron Stoppable : [groans] Oh, Kim's SO gonna blame me.