- Lazlo: [sings, to the tune of the William Tell Overture] Okay is the life of a jolly wood gnome/They have long beards and they love your lawn/They dance little jigs on their little gnome homes/Hooray for the life of a jolly wood gnome
- Slinkman: Beware the teeth of the deadly wood gnomes/They'll bite your leg when you're all alone/And they'll drag you back to their little gnome home/Where they'll boil you for stew till you're nothing but bone!
- Edward Platypus: You people are makin' my head explode! I'm gonna get some cheese for this baloney.
- Slinkman: You must pluck a single nose hair from...
- [Cut to the exterior where we hear a yanking noise and Edward screaming in pain. Cut back to the two with Edward holding one of his own nose hairs between his fingers]
- Slinkman: ... A moose.
- Edward: But, the only moose in camp is...
- [He grimaces in disgusted horror as he realizes that he has to pick a nose hair from Scoutmaster Lumpus]