- McCreedy: [Kyle is getting strangled by a Fantazia hobgoblin] Destroy the computer before she takes his soul!
- Kevin: Will you stop patronizing me? I was the only one who was there for you when you had identity theft on your credit card.
- Kyle: Yeah, I had forgotten about that.
- Kevin: Yeah, you needed a reference to verify that you DIDN'T spend $2,000 in computer sex websites.
- Kyle: And you were the only one stupid enough to believe my story.