- Dahlia Malloy: [pretending to be Cherien Rich, to Rudy] But I gotta say, nothing turns me on more than an accomplished money making man.
- Di Di Malloy: This is insane, Dad.
- Wayne Malloy: Why?
- Di Di Malloy: Because we can't do this. Half a million dollars? I mean, we don't even know what that means.
- Kimmie: [to Wayne, who is pretending to be Doug Rich - about Hugh] He's gone crazy. He thinks someone robbed him. Stole forty thousand dollars form his safe. He's not letting anyone leave until he finds out who it was.
- [last lines]
- Hugh Panetta: [to Wayne and Dahlia, who are pretending to be Doug and Cherien Rich] Alright, then, back to work.
- Hugh Panetta: [to Wayne, who is pretending to be Doug] You've been gone two days, Doug. Same as the money.
- Di Di Malloy: Dad, you stole forty grand from that guys' safe.
- Cael Malloy: That Hugh guy can't prove anything.
- Dahlia Malloy: It don't matter. He can still fire us.
- Wayne Malloy: That's why we gotta get it back.
- Hugh Panetta: [to Wayne, who is pretending to be Doug Rich] You got Rudy Blue, to want to invest five hundred dollars in Panco?
- Wayne Malloy: So we gotta find a mark who's rich, greedy and stupid enough to drop a load without thinking twice.
- Hugh Panetta: [to Wayne, who is pretending to be Doug] Sell the hair off a dog, couldn't you? Maybe I should make you a partner?