- Hank Hill: I keep hearing about this 'Dauterive pride' but all i see is a crying drunk and an angry sissy.
- Gilbert Dauterive: Alas, we two are the utter end of the Dauterive blood. The family tree can be safely cut down and ised to build our coffins.
- Bill Dauterive: If I don't act honorably, there's no point in preservin' my name. It's just a word that women have trouble remembering.
- Bobby Hill: I think cooking is something I could be good at. It's just like shop, but when you're done, you get to lick your tools.