- Kyoya Otori: Haruhi is compelled to hide the fact that she's a girl due to certain mitigating circumstances.
- [Pop Up Box: Circumstances = debt]
- Ritsu Kasanoda: [in thought] You know, before yesterday people froze in terror if I so much as looked at them.
- [Pop Up Box: "Walking blizzard"]
- Ritsu Kasanoda: But, for some reason, today is different. However hard I glare, no one is freezing. Just the opposite. All eyes are on ME - and it burns!
- [Pop Up Box: "Never underestimate the flames of moé!"]
- Hikaru Hitachiin: You can't let this happen. If she and that two-bit thug hit it off, she's going to spend her life - as a mob wife!
- Tamaki Suou: If, supposing, I'm not my Haruhi's daddy after all...
- Hikaru Hitachiin: We don't have to suppose it, boss.
- Tamaki Suou: Then how can it be that I find her so utterly adorable?
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Uh, what are you talking about?
- Tamaki Suou: When she's with another man, why is it that I become so insanely jealous? I'm not her father. I have no right to be so protective. No right whatsoever.
- Tamaki Suou: Daddy's don't typically wanna marry their little girls when they're all grown up, do they?
- Tamaki Suou: [playing kick-the-can] This hiding place is only for Haruhi and me. Got it?
- Kaoru Hitachiin: What kind of rule is that?
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Yeah! And, for that matter, why do you and Haruhi always have to hide together in the first place?
- Tamaki Suou: Idiot! It is perfectly natural for a father to hide with his daughter!
- Kyoya Ohtori: Some might disagree.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: So, let's hear it.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: How much of her maidenly terra incognita did you actually see?
- Ritsu Kasanoda: Well, she was changing, so I saw her underwear.
- Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin: YOU SAW HARUHI'S UNDERWEAR?