Ouran High School Host Club (TV Series)

Mori senpai ni deshi iri shigan (2006)

Christopher Sabat: Ritsu Kasanoda

Quotes 

• Ritsu Kasanoda : Right back at 'cha, Haninozuka-senpai!

• Tamaki Suou : But why would a human weapon like yourself want to be Mori-senpai's apprentice?

  Ritsu Kasanoda : Well, because... Look, I may be tough but I'm not a human weapon. I was just born with a face that makes me look mean all the time.

  Hikaru Hitachiin , Kaoru Hitachiin : Well, at least you're aware of it, Casanova.

  Ritsu Kasanoda : It's Kasanoda!

  Hikaru Hitachiin , Kaoru Hitachiin : Bossa Nova?

  Ritsu Kasanoda : [eyes glow red as he makes evil, scary face]  I said it was Kasanoda! Do you wanna die?

  Hikaru Hitachiin , Kaoru Hitachiin : [having jumped behind a sofa]  Phew. He really IS mean-looking.

• Ritsu Kasanoda : Morinozuka-senpai, that's why I need you to show me. How do you manage to have so many friends when you're just as mean-looking as me? You're expressionless, distant, and you hardly ever talk. Plus, you've got a mug that looks like a watchdog from hell, so how come you've got so many friends? What are you doing that I'm not? Please teach me your secrets!

• Ritsu Kasanoda : [thinking to himself about Haruhi]  You know, this guy doesn't seem to be afraid of me at all. He's got such big dark eyes, and sparkly. He really is like a chick. Chicks are especially afraid of me. Never had a chance to talk to a girl like this before.

  Ritsu Kasanoda : [horrified by the romantic direction of his thoughts]  D'yah! Holy crap! What's gotten into me? What the hell am I thinking? Haruhi is a DUDE!

• Ritsu Kasanoda : So you helped me? But how come?

  Takashi Morinozuka : We can tell who the bad guys are by looking at 'em.

• Tamaki Suou : There are many differences between you and our belovéd Mori-senpai, but there is also one very definite thing that you are lacking. And that is a lovely item.

  Ritsu Kasanoda : A lovely... item?

  Tamaki Suou : Bossa Nova, I would like to introduce you to... a lovely item named Mitsukuni. Sure, Mori-senpai may be kind of mean-looking, and he may seem distant when you first meet him, but what if we put Mitsukuni on his shoulders? Suddenly, it's like he's a forest Teddy Bear that all the animals adore!