Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (I) (2007–2019)
Jeff Foxworthy: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Jeff Foxworthy : [about a 1st Grade spelling question] Remember, this is a question answered by 6 year olds; people who eat chocolate covered cereal.
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Jeff Foxworthy : You look like someone just gave you a wedgie!
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contestant's wife : I think he's really smart.
Jeff Foxworthy : Who, Eli Whitney or your husband?
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Jeff Foxworthy : Looks like somebody had the cereal with the sugar on it this morning.
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Jeff Foxworthy : You've been in 8 car accidents that you can *remember!* Who taught you to drive, Paris or Nicole?
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Jeff Foxworthy : [to the first graduating class of 5th graders] We're giving each of you a $25,000 savings bond, and don't try to spend it all tonight on candy and video games.
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Jeff Foxworthy : It's nice to know a superintendent gets an education from watching Rocky.
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Jeff Foxworthy : You better win some money; I'm going to be in trouble if you don't.
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Jeff Foxworthy : [to contestant] Your knees are shaking.
[to 5th grader]
Jeff Foxworthy : Your hands are shaking? You're as bad as me, you're just messing with her!
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Jeff Foxworthy : How old do you have to be to join the army?
Gene Simmons : 18.
Jeff Foxworthy : How old do you have to be to drink?
Gene Simmons : 56 if you ask my kids.
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Jeff Foxworthy : You do know what a syllable is, Larry?
Larry the Cable Guy : Of course I do... we used to play with 'em when we were kids.
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Jeff Foxworthy : Okay, it's a 50/50 question - what do we know about penguins.
Larry the Cable Guy : They're delicious!