- Ralph Malph: Wait 'till they see my tan back in Milwaukee.
- The Fonz: Don't count your Milwaukee's before we get there, Ralph.
- Ralph Malph: This place is like Fort Knox. I mean, everything's made of gold!
- Ria: Well, there's so much gold under Agua City that we use it for all kind of things. It's the cheapest material around.
- Richie Cunningham: Cupcake, you just zapped us into a zoo cage!
- Cupcake: Would it help if I said I'm sorry?
- The Fonz: Hey, come on, Malph, where's your sense of adventure?
- Ralph Malph: I lent it to a friend, Fonz, I'm generous that way.
- The Fonz: We'll go over your Top Ten Excuses later, Ralph.