- Mr. Christian: Erm, you were saying you have to keep on top of the staff.
- Norman Tripper: Oh yes it's absolutely imperative that .. we...
- [Realises the store hasn't been opened]
- Norman Tripper: No customers in yet, Mr Battle?
- Alf Battle: It's very early, Mr Tripper.
- Norman Tripper: You have opened the doors?
- Alf Battle: Well, um, oh but I'm not security anymore, I'm cheese aren't I? I'll be no good on cheese.
- Norman Tripper: You were no good on security, we had the burglar alarm stolen last month. Open the doors!
- Dottie: Here. What's the best thing to do for a black eye?
- Alf Battle: Get someone to hit ya. What do you want another one for? You got two already!