- [last lines of the episode, as the Griffins sit on the couch after Peter apparently fixed the timeline]
- Lois Griffin: Wow, Peter, that's an amazing story. And I'm touched that you went through so much trouble just to be with me. Obviously, I made the right choice when I married you.
- Peter Griffin: Me, too, Lois. And, hey, let's just all be grateful that things are completely back to normal again.
- [Roger from "American Dad!" walks up to the Griffins]
- Roger Smith: Who ate all the pecan sandies?
- Brian Griffin: Hey, I like your dress.
- Woman: Get lost, jerk. I'm here with my boyfriend.
- Brian Griffin: You mean that quintessential '80's guy, with his collar turned all the way up?
- Man: [With a ridiculously high collar] Hey, are you hitting on my girlfriend?
- Brian Griffin: No, I was just being friendly.
- Man: I can kick your ass, anywhere, anytime!
- Brian Griffin: Okay, how about on top of the World Trade Center, September 11th, 2001 at 8 am?
- Man: I will be there, pal. You think I'll forget, but I won't!
- Marvin: [on the phone] Hey Rick, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Astley. Remember that mediocre, generic sound you were looking for? Well, listen to this!
- Ms. Pac-Man: WHAT? WHAT?
- Ghosts: [backing away from Ms. Pac-Man] Geez, nothing. B*tch!
- [the Jetsons opening sequence is shown, but when Jane leaves with George's wallet, George puuls Jane back in the flying car]
- George Jetson: Hey, hey, hey, hey! No, no, no. no! I took this one out for you! You take that one, I take this! You are not taking my whole wallet just so you can go shopping!
- Jane Jetson: I was just going to buy some groceries.
- George Jetson: Bullcrap!
- Peter Griffin: [Dancing to Axel F] Neh-neh neh neh neh-neh neh neh. Neh-neh neh neh neh-neh neh. Neh neh neh neh-neh neh and then another neh-neh neh neh-neh.
- [after Brian perform's Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"]
- Man: I didn't like any of that.