- Pete: [watching Jenna film a patriotic song and dance number that Liz arranged] You know, you actually did a good job on this.
- Liz Lemon: Why do you sound so surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America.
- [turns to smile and wink directly into the camera]
- Tracy Jordan: I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.
- Kenneth: [whimsically] Pregnant cornbread...
- Tracy Jordan: I love Halo so much, I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
- [others laugh]
- Kenneth: Why are you laughing so hard? It's just the same joke he said earlier.
- Tracy Jordan: That can't be right. I like to keep my material fresh. I like it so fresh I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
- Jack Donaghy: [Liz has forced Josh to do 'the Worm'] Good Lord, 'the Worm'. That's so degrading. Are its origins German?
- Liz Lemon: Now say 5 reasons I'm better than you.
- Josh Girard: You're smarter than me.
- Liz Lemon: One.
- Josh Girard: You beat me at arm wrestling.
- Liz Lemon: Two.
- Josh Girard: Uhh, you read the paper.
- Liz Lemon: Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper.
- Tracy Jordan: I love you so much I'm going to take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant.