- [Spenny is not on the couch for the intro. He has left a Dictaphone with a note saying "Play Tape"]
- Kenny Hotz: Hmmm... Intriguing!
- [Kenny plays the tape]
- Spencer Rice: As you can see, I'm not here. Kenny, your behaviour in the past has forced me to take drastic measures in order to guarantee fair play in this arm wrestling competition. I am currently at an undisclosed location being protected by a crack security force. This will be a fair arm wrestling competition between Spencer Rice and Kenny Hotz. I will accept nothing less. I will not let your cheating ways destroy the sanctity of this competition. Good luck, Kenny, and may the best man win.
- Kenny Hotz: Well... I have to say I am impressed. Impressed Spenny knows how to work a Dictaphone.
- Spencer Rice: I'm not doing a humiliation!
- Kenny Hotz: You totally are!
- Spencer Rice: You want a bet? You want to bet $1000 I'm doing a humiliation?
- Kenny Hotz: Yeah.
- Spencer Rice: No!
- Kenny Hotz: Yeah.
- Spencer Rice: I don't gamble!